Everything is funnier in enochian

Everything is funnier in enochian

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Hi, I'm Sebastian and I'm 15, FtM from Sweden. I post fandomstuff and I love tumblr more than anything else. Here is where I find happiness in my boring depressed life.
Mads Mikkelsen is a total hottie.
ssshhh you know it's true.

navarrra:

oops

oops

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once i dated a guy who stopped talking to me for a month and i found out he didn’t like me anymore but he was too scared to dump me so he just ignored me and i spammed his facebook with wiki links on how to break-up with your girlfriend

1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.

2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.

3. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread. use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it.

4. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.

5. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.

6. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.

7. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.

8. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.

9. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.

10. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.

11. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.

12. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.

14. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.

15. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.

16. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.

castielcampbell:

poor sammy

castielcampbell:

poor sammy

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iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing

jesuislepoisson:

I feel like the Hannibal fandom motto needs an addendum.

“Someone please help Will Graham… no, not you, Dr. Lecter, sit down.”

You never watched HBO, not once? Girls?

tigermountainpeasantgirl:

Has this been done

tigermountainpeasantgirl:

Has this been done

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thescienceofjohnlock:

bilboned:

✝ that wasn’t very kawaii pale grunge hipster nu-goth of u, sherlock ✝

omfg

thescienceofjohnlock:

bilboned:

✝ that wasn’t very kawaii pale grunge hipster nu-goth of u, sherlock ✝

omfg

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*new zealand police lays arm on your head* youre under a wrist

ryaninwonderland:

pizzaforpresident:

kris003:

yungracuntxel:

420puffsforpresident:

One of you made Kim Kardashian cry

“we’ve done our job” - Tumblr Community

the interwebs won!!!!

Shut up I wasn’t posting this to be funny. We didn’t win anything. You bullied someone. She might be famous but she still has feelings and your blind rudeness has obviously really hurt her. How can tumblr claim to be so against bullying and for positive body image when we still pull this shit. The things you say online have real life consequences, don’t assume that just because someone’s famous they won’t see your nasty jokes.

^^^^^^^^^^^^

It was pretty funny tho..

ryaninwonderland:

pizzaforpresident:

kris003:

yungracuntxel:

420puffsforpresident:

One of you made Kim Kardashian cry

“we’ve done our job” - Tumblr Community

the interwebs won!!!!

Shut up I wasn’t posting this to be funny. We didn’t win anything. You bullied someone. She might be famous but she still has feelings and your blind rudeness has obviously really hurt her. How can tumblr claim to be so against bullying and for positive body image when we still pull this shit. The things you say online have real life consequences, don’t assume that just because someone’s famous they won’t see your nasty jokes.

^^^^^^^^^^^^

It was pretty funny tho..

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Run Sophie Run [x]

This was litteraly me in the middle of the winter in the middle of the night when I was Destiel feels.